Waxing Parody according to
Shakespearean Heather
To tweeze, or not to tweeze, that is
the question:
Whether ‘tis Nobler in the mind to
suffer
The Stings and Perils of outrageous
tweezers
,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of
follicles,
And oppose them with a Pot of Wax: to
epilate, to tweeze
No more; and by epilate, to say we
end
The continual ache and the thousand
Natural twitches
That the Flesh is subject to? ‘Tis a
Hair removal
Devoutly to be wished. To wax and not
tweeze,
To wax, perchance to Dream; Ay, for
soft legs
Or Perhaps, a Dream of a proper Brow
line?
For the Dream may come true,
When thee have Dialed the Phone.
Shuffle of this mortal coil,
You must give pause to the tweeze,
and Respect thyself
Remove the Calamity of so long a
torture;
Waxing is much quicker
Parody of Hamlet’s speech written by
Heather Grecko (Hillis)
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